My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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