Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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