We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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