so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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