She's JV to your varsity
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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