My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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