Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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