There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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