I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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