I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
they need to just BURY HIM!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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