Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
PANTIES FOUND
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