You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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