I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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