just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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