No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
