what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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