I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He better not be in your backpack
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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