Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
