Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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