problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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