Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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