I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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