i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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