I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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