...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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