well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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