and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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