HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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