If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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