Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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