physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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