The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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