so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
