it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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