physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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