Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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