Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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