I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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