doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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