508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
last night I used snow as a chaser
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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