No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Holy shit dude........stairs
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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