Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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