he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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