But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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