if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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