Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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