She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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