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You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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