Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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