Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Life is so much better after having sex.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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