sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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