What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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