check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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