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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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