Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she peed on how many people?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
When did angry sex become our thing?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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