He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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