Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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