Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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