Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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